Carl the Legend

Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts

Vote Carl the Legend for president!!

*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018

adrian carl

Good hearted man. Gentle and very humble. He will listen to all of your problems even at the middle of the night. He's the guy that every girls would love but all of the girl he love always left him. But then his heart remains gold.

Friend 1;I need someone to talk to :(((
Friend 2; Talk to Adrian carl

by Urguardianangel June 7, 2021

Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.

Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.

by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018

Carl Andrei

ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333

PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!

Basta panget si Carl Andrei yan. Charizzz

by RTIYC December 30, 2021

hot carl

To seran wrap your face and have someone lay a hot steaming load on your face

Wow I can't believe Ramon likes when people shit on his face! He really is into hot carls.

by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010

crazy carl

playing football in jeans, boots, and chains...

"Is this kid serious with the chains and the boots?"... "of course hes crazy carl.."

by Carl fan January 22, 2005

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008