Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Anna Carle

Anna Carle is a brilliant teacher who specialises in her role. She has a wonderful sense of humour, and encourages many to acheive their best.
I have learnt many important topics with Anna Carle.
I hope for when I have kids, they score a teacher as awesome as Anna Carle.

Student #1- "What class have you got?"
Student #2- "I have history, with Anna Carle"
Student #1- "Damn! You're so lucky, I wish I had Anna Carle"

by SouthyGirl February 21, 2020

adrian carl

Good hearted man. Gentle and very humble. He will listen to all of your problems even at the middle of the night. He's the guy that every girls would love but all of the girl he love always left him. But then his heart remains gold.

Friend 1;I need someone to talk to :(((
Friend 2; Talk to Adrian carl

by Urguardianangel June 07, 2021

The nasty carl

when you’re plowing your girls neck crevices while she licks the sweat off your johnson

when i got home from the gym, all she wanted to do was the nasty carl

by larva123 February 06, 2020

hot carl

To seran wrap your face and have someone lay a hot steaming load on your face

Wow I can't believe Ramon likes when people shit on his face! He really is into hot carls.

by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 20, 2010

crazy carl

playing football in jeans, boots, and chains...

"Is this kid serious with the chains and the boots?"... "of course hes crazy carl.."

by Carl fan January 23, 2005

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 23, 2008