carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

carpetlander

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

by JakeStar August 30, 2005

Carpet-Wall

Wallpaper which has texture like carpet.

'Dude, I'm so fuckin wasted you've got, like, carpet for walls, like, Carpet-Wall Mutha fucker.

by Eagle Von Ceasel April 30, 2008

Carpet Angels

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.

Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.

by Woobey June 25, 2016

Doo Carpet

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

Muddy Carpetbagger

The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.

Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.

by oaclo July 23, 2007

s.k. carpets

Is a situation where possibilitys puts their actions in a position for suicide..the non exceptance of ideas or thoughts..

s.k. carpets acronymn
means sucicide kill...

by regardless devon victory January 29, 2009