callum

a guy that a girl called jasmine likes

jasmine ur a simp for Callum

by mara. October 29, 2020

Callum's Corner

A manchild who is in denial that his head has a distinctive shape of a tic tac. He names and shames those in his videos that point out his head is shaped like a tic tac. He thinks he's hard because he is 6'5 and can crush peanut M&Ms and thinks it makes him strong.

Callum's corner has a tic tac head.

by UltimateDoge June 6, 2021

Cunty Callum

Cunty Callum will walk around the house acting like a right cunt, followed by this, he also eats his own shit

Hello there Cunty Callum

by WillyWapper November 15, 2019

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

Callum Wilson

Boring and Has nonsense of humour. Listens to arctic monkeys and only arctic monkeys and Plays guitar very shitly

Look at him he Must Be A Callum Wilson on his own in the music department u poo

by HarrY-P November 3, 2019

Callum

Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.

otherwise known as ditcher

You - Hey callum hang with me

Callum - Ok

Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!

Callum - Ok

by joe... or something November 26, 2010

callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007