Carson

Divine being, known as the hype mythical swag creature. Master to all baddies. Talent 100 🔥🔥. Meme expert and certified cool kid. Def coppin mad pussy

The crew: Yoooo sup my bou Carson

Baddy college girl: ayyo daddy Carson u dtf

by EpicBoyOnCrack69 October 20, 2020

Carson Lueders

He sings, dances, and acts, and he sings Pop, Country and R&B, works with timbaland, so he basically is the next Justin Timberlake.

Carson Lueders fan: OMG I love Carson😱

by Hudson..Roberts January 30, 2021

carsonpookiepoo

The two, shared account owners: Farah and Zahraa, create numerous - hilarious and satire - content/videos regarding illogical, racist, transphobic behavior - expressed by Ms. Carson Gagne. I stan, and you too, (should) stan, these incredible individuals, as they have proven themselves to not only garner an amazing sense of humor, however, they are kind-hearted and selfless people in general. Let us stan them, not Carson!

Farah and Zahraa, aka: carsonpookiepoo, produced amazing content!

by carsonpookiepoostanaccount August 26, 2021

Carsons House

A dumpster

I'm not going to carsons house

by Worldle January 4, 2023

Johnny Carson

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005

Cason

Someone who has no friends and never will be loved

Girl 1 :Hey look at that kid he has no friends and no one will ever love him

Girl 2 : He is such a Cason

by NinJax3620 July 30, 2018

Carson

Carsons are typically that one white guy who is super racist and sexist but disguises it with his sense of humor.

"This one guy just told me he thought monkeys lived in Africa"
"Ugh, I bet his name is Carson."

by SorryIfYouCantHandleTheTruth May 31, 2017