Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.
by Street Smart Psychic June 08, 2010
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Crystal Hand

The hand of a loved one or someone's hand you never want to let go.
The crystal hand of my girlfriend is one you will never want to let go.
by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 09, 2014
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Crystal Cobalt

A serious, hardcore drug that only the toughest of the tough can handle. It has killed 99% of the people who have tried it and only one person has ever tried it.
Alex: Wanna smoke some crystal cobalt?
Annie: Nah son, shit fucks you up
by Mike Dukakis June 28, 2009
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crystal meth

A drug that makes any fat chick hot!!
hey whar ya been all my life sexy bitch!
by llewellyn July 28, 2004
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Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.
I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!
by Raoul Duke - Supergeek May 17, 2005
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The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.
Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.
by Girls-on-film•=• April 04, 2020
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