A drink that you can drink for hours, but you never feel drunk. However, in actuality you are drunk but you don't know it until you remember the next morning.
Duuude, last night I was kicking back the the mai tais all night and i didn't even feel buzzed. This morning however, I woke up with three midget strippers in my bed, so yea i was definitely drunk, and that was definitely a creeper drink.
by lexxistarr May 09, 2009
by Bomb sauce August 18, 2008
Mike: I was thinking about texting that girl from the party last weekend... Bob: I wouldn't, I hear she's a total text creeper.
by MrThaddeus March 26, 2009
When a person spends alot of time reading other peoples posts on social media sites. A "Post Creeper" is typically a way for a person to know things about someone/other people they have never even met!
DrummerG: Hey man, dont leave posts about the weekends events on my Facebook page, my x girlfriend is a "post creeper"
by drummerg2 November 04, 2009
When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.
by TheWorstKindOfCreep April 24, 2011
by cheeseburgereddie April 13, 2011
Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.
The unusually tall one?
Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.
What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
The unusually tall one?
Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.
What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
by shakerrr February 27, 2011