Crackhead

A guy who thinks he is hard but actually has a 2 inch cock.

Friend: Hey you need some sleep
Crackhead: mans never sleeps mans is always on full alert the opps are on his case u get me
Friend: he’s on those pills again

by Sheesh Kabab March 22, 2021

Crackhead

Crackhead is a word that lame ass basic white girls use to be funny

Omg Emily your such a crackhead

by Confirmed By The Law April 14, 2021

Crackhead

That one guy who lives in a tent around the corner and is usually seen talking to himself

Anthony: why you ditching school

Dayanara: because I can
Anthony: wanna end up like that crackhead over there
Dayanara: eww no your gonna end up like him
Anthony: me? How your the one who be smoking weed with Abigail and Brenda

Dayanara: ok you do too tf

by chupa me las nalgas wey April 20, 2021

Crackhead Range

A long 3 point field goal in basketball, usually made from 35-40 feet out. So named because only a crackhead would legitimately attempt a shot from this range.

That guy from Florida was on fire shooting from long range today. He was even making it from crackhead range.

by King of Kings 6 January 30, 2012

captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

crackhead

A habitual user of substances that is both dependent and displaying scummy behaviour.

Fay is such a crackhead even though they keep denying it, they cant stop using drugs.

by HOSSIK January 18, 2023

Crackhead Couture

Someone who's Choice in clothing is impractical, doesn't match at all, and or is noticeably dirty. The person in question also appears to be unwashed and doesn't care what others may think of their appearance, suggesting drug use.

A: "Hey, what's up with Jack? He looks like he got his clothes from a Goodwill dumpster, and he wreaks!"

B: "Ever since his breakup he's been taking worse care of himself. He went from metrosexual to Crackhead Couture!"

by Creature Feature Sneakers January 26, 2023