Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

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Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

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Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023

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