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cowboy song

One of Thin Lizzy's greatest tracks. Arguably one of the finest songs ever written, the guitar can leave you in a mess after twenty straight orgasms.
"Hey dude, have you heard cowboy song?"
"Yeah man, needed a mop for the semen on the ceiling afterwards though"
by FretWizard February 2, 2014
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Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
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abercrombie cowboy

A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.
Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"

Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014
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The Domesticated Cowboy

A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman
Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy
by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 2, 2020
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Shaggy The Cowboy

Many dogs like to eat logs in the fog and it doesn't matter if it sounds wrong
by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018
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cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
by jack847 October 2, 2011
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English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
by Conmack26 March 9, 2023
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