brothel cough

Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.

“I’ve got brothel cough again, some guy put his fingers in my mouth. This always happens.”

by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.

by Angeleyed89 March 27, 2023

Cough Drops

The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.

Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.

I had to clean the cough drops off my computer monitor, again.

by Miss Pirette August 06, 2021

Coughed up

they need messed up in the head

You coughed up fam

by Lisiiiii❤️ November 30, 2019

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 05, 2023

Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 07, 2011