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Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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redneck commandments

the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck

the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013
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commondore

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.
jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.
by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009
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CommanderRoot

CommanderRoot is a Battlefield 3 PC player from Germany enlisted on 28/10/2011.

He is well known amongst the Battlefield community for his antics in page raping. CommanderRoot clogs up your feed by 'Hooahing' all of your awards.

This global phenomenon has escalated to such a point where it is considered an honour to be C-rooted, an honour many players will not experience.
Woooofjhdakshg hey mum check this out I just got C-rooted~!

Holy shit it's CommanderRoot~!
by zzsab May 27, 2012
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Cuck Commander

Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
by Fat Boi Eric Cartman April 11, 2017
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admin commands

A ROBLOX Thing you can do, like ih "Kohls Admin House", and "Forstaken's/Toffu's game.
Johny: Hey dud u gots sum admin commandz XDDDDD

Tim: Stfu i hav ur moms hed xd

(Admin Commands Means UNLIMITIED POWER btw)

Johny: no frik off im 21 ur 2 xdddddd

Tim: Nu ur dad is 2, 2 INCHES DEEP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Johny: lol gud 1 xd

Random Nub: H1 b33chs!1`1~! I l1k3 SUm ad1n com3nszzz xd xd xd xd

Johny: *Begins to spam* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Tim: Explode JololIm21Notrllyxd

Johny: Y TEH FRIK U DED DAT

Tim: bc ur 1 xd

Johny and Nub: Frik u

Johny and Nub: Kill TimsRools21MoreDan1XD

Tim: WTF U NUBY SHEIT IMMA FRIK U UP IRL OML PHOCR

All: Leave Game

Me: xd mo adminz 4 me xdddddddddd
by OOF LOL BAKONS WILL REKT U January 13, 2018
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620 Commandments

The 10 commandments, plus all the miscellaneuos rules set forth by God in Exodus. Pretty much, break one and you're screwed.
Guy: What are the 10 commandments?
Woman: What? There are 620 Commandments... too many to list.
by nontheist April 19, 2011
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