Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day
Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?
by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 11, 2025

by Flairy May 9, 2018

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

by Lighter21 August 1, 2007
