chummin' for chicks

A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.

Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"

Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"

by pinchetortuga July 14, 2009

Chump

Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.

'My friend Ali is such a chump. She talks a lot but nothing of any relevance comes out. In fact she is a world champion chump'.

by Benny Eyes from the Bronx June 11, 2003

chumped out

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.

She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.

by dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2007

chumple

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

Chump

A sucka who doesn't have a clue and talks constant jibberish. Thinks they are superior but in reality they live ina fantasy world.

That Robert is such a chump. He has no clue what he says half the time.

by CheeseNBrats March 12, 2017

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017