ding dong

A man's wiener, wee-wee, penis , genitalia...

Do you want to play with my ding dong?

by prosciuto April 09, 2009

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

by scatter44 November 20, 2013

dinge binge

(n.) A certain kind of addictive feature that occurs when a dinge queen goes into a manic state.

"Hey, what's up with Bubba? Did he go on another dinge binge or something?"

"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."

by Rob Porter September 17, 2007

Ding Dong

Definition: A Ding Dong is a stolen car used to thrash about and do whatever in it. A Ding Dong can also be a car that is just beat up.

“Michael is Trapping in the ding dong”

“120 in a ding dong mush”

by K9 Juggs February 09, 2020

Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 21, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure September 11, 2008

ding dong

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

by mosdla January 28, 2009