Blumping

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

by doomstew August 1, 2009

Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

bumming

Passtime practiced by a bender

Those benders love bumming, it's so gay.

by The Reverend Burns July 10, 2003

Cum Burping Road Whore

Pretty much self explanitory. It's a bitch ass crack whore that burps cum.

Damn, did you see that cum burping road whore? Why are her titties all hanging out like that?

by F**Khannamontana! May 14, 2009

casino burping

Casino burping occurs whilst drunk or hungover when you need to burp but aren't sure whether it's going to make you vomit or make you feel better, hence the risk factor.

Harry: "hey dude, I heard you being sick last night"

Roger: "yeah it was a bad night. I was feeling well bloated and went for some all-or-nothing casino burping to see if I could cure myself. Unfortunately this time the risk didn't pay off"

Harry: "bad times"

by EddceLLent July 1, 2012

burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.

Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."

by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006

power bumming

Hard non stop anal sex

i was power bumming her arse so hard it came clean off

by MR Bum love February 6, 2007