bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009

Mr. Bump

A character that goes through many instances of pain and suffering.

Mr. Bump is very clumsy.
One time, he accidentally shot himself in the foot.

by RadToons April 19, 2023

b bumps

also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.

Listening to Beyonce's song Poison gave me b bumps

by mimalicous June 18, 2010

Coastie bump

A Coastie bump is the art of sniffing your MDMA through your nostrils, as opposed to the orthodox method of swallowing in cap form or stirred through your drink. The bump can be done using a spoon, straw or other utensil but more traditionally is done on the base of your thumb in a clenched fist. A Coastie bump is best served when an instant boost in dancing power and happiness is needed mid-rave.

JT (mid rave): Hey Travis, How you feeling?
Trav: Pretty Good mate but I don't think I'm gurning enough. Lets have another Coastie Bump!!
JT: Meow

by Kataminemeow August 12, 2019

Power bump

An up and coming saying/action implemented/established into the English vocabulary to describe the substantial impact between two fists in time of significant need to draw an obscene amount of power to turn into a potent/influential figure with Notorious/tyrannical strength.

"Power bump my fartbox yo"

by Sonic the echidna hog May 1, 2022

Bumps Lips

Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.

Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.

Your boyfriend has bumps lips.

You bumps lips are so juicy.

by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes September 24, 2011

corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.

I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.

by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019