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Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
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bumping knees

To be playful. But also can mean you have interests in that girl/boy.
Omg Susie was bumping knees today with Kyle does she like him?
by Calhoun11 January 5, 2016
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Whore Bump

Deep Pimples That Are Usually Infected and Refuse To Pop.
This damn whore bump is ruining my face, can't even hide it.
by SugarBear22 October 11, 2018
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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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Bill bump

The act of hitting one’s hat bill to another.
“Yo, Amanda totally just bill bumped me!”
by xjondarkx September 29, 2018
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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019
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