When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
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What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
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