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bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
mugGet the bump fivemug.

b bumps

also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.
Listening to Beyonce's song Poison gave me b bumps
by mimalicous June 18, 2010
mugGet the b bumpsmug.

Bump buzzard

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
by The Oxbow May 5, 2018
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Bump fist

A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.
Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that
by play dO August 7, 2019
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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
mugGet the Hump Bumpsmug.

Whore Bump

Deep Pimples That Are Usually Infected and Refuse To Pop.
This damn whore bump is ruining my face, can't even hide it.
by SugarBear22 October 11, 2018
mugGet the Whore Bumpmug.

Trump bumping

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.

2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.

- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023
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