bollocks

A classic example of great English banter. Originating in London (bollocks) used in a sentence generally means shit or fuck.

Bruv, i got laid off yesterday its bollocks absolute bollocks

by r8 m8 June 15, 2016

Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"

sex is the dog's bollocks

by Canine Explanation League January 13, 2006

bollockchops

Bollockchops is exclamation of sudden anger or fright. wank fuck shit

Dick: Harry have you done you essay for today?
Harry: Bollockchops, Miss is going to kill me.

by Beth Reid March 4, 2008

dog's bollocks

When something really stands out.

You couldn't miss it. It stood out like dogs bollocks!

by Krish January 5, 2004

bollockstothis.com

A phrase used when diagreeing or refusing to do something.

Mum: Reece was it you who stole her Money?

Reece: Oh bollockstothis.com im going upstairs!

by Chapas December 21, 2009

dogs bollocks

An extremely good football (soccer) team that play in Dallas.

The Dogs Bollocks beat Maxim 9-0 last night.

by Pie Eater January 21, 2004

Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002