Big Brain

Where you either have a deep thought or had a smart moment.

Man: when you leave your shirt out, does that mean your tucking your pants into your shirt?
Guy: wow. That's a big brain moment.

by Jonathangg November 1, 2019

rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021

Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.

"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."

by rqd January 12, 2012

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!

Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!

by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018