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bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.
I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!
by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007
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bottle neck

To be able to strech a girls asshole so far to be able to blow on it and it would make a whistle sound.
by Matthew and Celeste May 13, 2005
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Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler
"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "
by Jekyl January 2, 2010
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Roach bottle

A partially full water bottle that is used to ash or dump the roach of a joint into. Good for smoking on the go.
Real stoners ash in a roach bottle.
by Blackwasp646 May 27, 2018
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Bottle Recoil

The action of a bottle moving back and forth when you pour a liquid from it.

When you turn a Bottle upside-down and the liquid pours out in big gulps, like *glug glug glug* the bottle moves up and down. Producing Bottle Recoil
Wow, that bottle recoil made you spill all over the place.

Seriously man, control the bottle recoil.
by Zeratule143 September 14, 2012
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Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.
by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017
mugGet the squash bottlemug.

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