Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
by Bonzo321 July 07, 2010
by Jason Mc August 23, 2006
Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 14, 2019
A bot on the app KIK used to search up Urban dictionary entries for those who are too lazy to go on the actual website.
"Urban Dictionary is blocked by our school wifi! Don't worry we'll just use Urban Book on kik to search it up."
by GabrielO June 30, 2018
by DJRules15 September 04, 2015
An alcohol drink, containing half a redbull and a shot of tequila, taken as a shot. Invented at Old Queens Tavern in New Brunswick, NJ, by Pete.
by micmaher February 25, 2011
Like a dicktionary or a chicktionary, a bone book is a phonebook (could be a real book or one on the phone itself) with phone numbers of girls a guy wants to/ can bone.
Guy 1: hey whos that girl?
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.
by SyncP1 March 29, 2017