bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

bottle neck

To be able to strech a girls asshole so far to be able to blow on it and it would make a whistle sound.

i bottle necked that bitch.

by Matthew and Celeste May 13, 2005

Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler

"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "

by Jekyl January 2, 2010

Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB

I would hate to play Bottle Football.

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

Roach bottle

A partially full water bottle that is used to ash or dump the roach of a joint into. Good for smoking on the go.

Real stoners ash in a roach bottle.

by Blackwasp646 May 27, 2018