15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.

The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

In a bit

It's never going to happen.

"Will you lend me twenty quid?"
"Oh yeah, in a bit!"
The phrase 'Never seen it" can also be used although as the phrase is only used in the North West of England, it should be pronounced 'Neva sin it'.

by DJ Fishy May 10, 2006

Bit of banter

A phrase used by cowards to try and prevent themselves being punched after insulting someone.

Coward: "Your ugly and a waste of space"
Person A: "What the fuck did you just say."
Coward: "Chill mate, it was bit of banter."

by meeeerkat121 March 19, 2011

a bit

Whenever you ask an asian person if they've studied for a quiz/test/exam, they will usually reply with 'a bit'.. However, don't be fooled. You know that they've spent days studying because of their parents.

You : Hey Ching-Lau, study for that health test?
Asian: *Deep accent* A bit (inside head - for like 5 hours)

by julian1234 May 19, 2010

bit torrent

1. this is the shizz that will get u anime, music, and porn. go to bittorrent.com to download it.

2. if kazaa gets shut down, this is the thing we would all use

"naruto 52 is now out on bit torrent"

"yo, can i download the new outkast album on bit torrent yet?!?"

by neo-kaneida October 9, 2003

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

by Custard October 5, 2006