benedictine

This school takes it in the ass like a European prostitute. Most of the boys (not men, boys) at this "school" are juvenile delinquents who couldn't cut it at their respective public schools. They endlessly put down St. Christopher's because in their wildest dreams they wish they could be Saints and have all the wealth, prestige, and social standing that goes along with being a St. Christopher's alumni. They talk about how sissy the MEN at St. Christopher's are, and yet STC has kicked their ass in football in back-to-back years. Eventually, these Cadets will matriculate to a community college where they can acquire the skills necessary to work for a Saint one day.

Cadet 1: Look at that Saint, man I wish I could be like him.
Cadet 2: Yeah, if we weren't such screw ups maybe we could have gone to STC.

by Saints 35, Cadets 10...HAHAHAHA April 21, 2005

St. Benedict

SBS is a school of which the students cause so much drama it is stupid. People lying, backstabbing, flirting/makeing out with people they don't like, and ignoring the ones they do. This school has its fair share of retards, but also has some decent people. /Most/ of the are cool and you don't know it till it's too late.
Saint Benedict might suck like heck now, but after you leave, you'll be wanting it back. You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

Enjoy what you've got when you've got it. St. Benedict is pretty cool sometimes.

by hmm. . . . . .? October 6, 2005

rectal benedict

when someone takes a crap in your mouth through a piece of canadian bacon.

Does anyone have a toothbrush? I just had a rectal benedict!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

BeNebula

A gay Nebula named ben

BeNebula said he was going to suck zacks dick in 2040

by bartolomeu; the slave owner February 9, 2020

Pen pals with benefits

A pen pal who you are sexually involved or have romantic intentions for. The content of the letters may be conveying romantic feelings or sexual desires ("i.e. Benefits").

Johnathan and I became pen pals with benefits after our one night stand.

There was this guy who I hooked up with, and I really wished we had stayed in touch and had been pen pals with benefits.

by katielouhue December 13, 2009

French Benefits

Alternative name for sexually transmitted infections.
When you had sex with a girl and you came away with more than you bargained for, you got sex with french benefits.

"Man, I heard you did it with that HOT chick"
"Dude, not cool, she gave me french benefits!"

"Lacie is really good in the sack, but watch out, she will give you french benefits"

by Toomanytocount April 10, 2009

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is a 38 year old actor who is known for film and television. He rose to worldwide fame with his role in the BBC 'Sherlock', as the title character. He is the most amazing actor most people will have seen. His portrayal of the modern Sherlock Holmes is perfectly like a sociopath but witty and sarcastic. He is also known for films like 'Hawking' where he played Stephen Hawing and more recently for playing Alan Turing in 'The Imitation Game. While also being a brilliant actor he also has the voice like 'an echo of a jaguar' Not only that but he is strangely attractive and has cheekbones so sharp that you could cut yourself if you slapped them. For all these reasons he has a HUGE fan base of giggly girls (and boys) who absolutely adore him. They have many different names for there group ranging from 'Cumberbitches' to 'Cumbercookies'. His fan base practically run Tumblr and he has been voted No.1 celebrity on tumblr for a second year in a row and his fans use cute words like cumberbooty. However lovely the 'Cumbercookies' seem to be, if you mention the Sherlock episode 'The Reichenbach Fall' or the fact that Sherlock only has about 3 episodes every two years or that Sherlock will be on hiatus longer than Doctor Who has been running. They will undoubtly bite your head off. Also, if you ever diss Benedict, they will hunt you down. But Benedict is the most down-to-earth, genuine and sweet guy you will ever meet and he seems so grateful for everything he has.

Average Girl: OMG I watched Sherlock at the weekend and that Benedict Cumberbatch is SOO amazing!
Cumbercookie: Yes I know! Only 2 years till the next episode! *fangirls excitedly*
Annoying Girl: Ew, Benedict Cumberbatch is an alien-looking weirdo.

Cumbercookie: RUN NOW LITTLE GIRL BECAUSE I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF! DONT EVER INSULT BENEDICT!

by AwkwardOtter January 5, 2015