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engineer

1. A individual who accidentally wrote down "engineering" in his/her degree field when filling out college applications, just because said mom/dad/relatives/society pressured them with promises of jewels and riches upon graduation, only to find that they are masters and lords of the 8x5 ft. cubicle at said dead-end job. Often settles with a liberal arts/advertising partner to feel intellectually superior within his/her home. Has compulsive attitudes towards arranging kitchen utensils or other minor items within his/her household, and can become anal-retentive when gardening, mowing, or other yardwork activities.

Frequently cried him/herself until class the next day, since sleep was and still is nonexistent.
John was a great engineer and could solve problems, but couldn't understand why his children became druggies and burnouts at age 16.
by Luciously January 13, 2008
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aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.
hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010
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engineered high

A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!

Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad April 4, 2007
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software engineer

A person that programs software.
Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.
by Nicolai January 24, 2004
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Engineer

An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.
Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
by Heisenberg βμ December 25, 2016
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Engineering

A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.
Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.
by Jodex_jh25 September 14, 2018
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Engineer

When you work in the Adult Gay Porn Industry and you are embarrassed to admit it.
Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.
by Skin DIver March 28, 2022
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