fucking ridiculous bullshit

Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.

That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!

by Big Dave August 5, 2004

bullshit job

A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.

He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!

by Mike September 9, 2004

triangle bullshit

This is when your blanket is in tangles and you cant get it fixed

"Tyler if you would make your bed in the morning, at nite you wouldnt have to deal with the triangle bullshit "

by KittyPotPie May 11, 2006

Typical 2K Bullshit

When you unexpectedly, uncontrollably get the ball off of a turnover in 2K, but then turn it right back over uncontrollably within 5 seconds.

Me: "Wow, Jake. That was typical 2K bullshit, and you know it!"
Jake: "Yeah, you right. This game is so gay for that."

by Typical 2K Bullshit March 8, 2017

Bullshitism

it's what makes up 95% of all Religion.

Bullshitism is what keeps idiots believing in Religion in the first place.

by NeMeSiSM66 October 8, 2004

money talks, bullshit walks

Everyone has a price, this saying just illustrates such a fact.

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Hot chick: No
Guy: For 2 grand?
Hot chick: alright, money talks, bullshit walks

by See Elle Tee January 24, 2010

bullshit ass

When something is phony or untruthful. A lie, or a fake.

Also, something that sucks in quality. Lacks authenticity.

This bullshit ass computer keeps freezing on me.

Ref: The call on the field is that the quarterback was knocked out of bounds.

Fan: Man, that's a bullshit ass call!

by Steve S. November 20, 2004