she thinks she’s the shit but she actually just smells. she’s loud & will try and ruin your relationship but won’t work because she’s bella. looks like a grown man with a pug face she’s also full of cellulite, that’s a bella
by morgandee January 5, 2020
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Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."
by Trast December 25, 2008
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She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009
Get the Bella Swan mug.A WWE Diva named Brianna Garcia Colace, but her name in WWE is Brie Bella and she is one half of The Bella Twins. Her other twins is Nikki Bella. She also married a WWE Superstar named Daniel Bryan.
by Idk wat tht is June 9, 2014
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Get the bella poarch mug.a whiny, spoiled, bitchy, self-centered character in the Twilight series. Ends up with Edward. Has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves fucking Edward Cullen. Is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws Edward.
BellaWannabe: "OHMYGOD! I LOVE EDWARD! I WISH I WAS BELLA SWAN!
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
by BellaIsABitch June 7, 2009
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by bobo99 January 10, 2009
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