let the door be the bell

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

taco bell

a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...

me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it

by quiksliver September 30, 2006

taco bell

the inventors of diarrhea

don't go to taco bell unless you want diarrhea

by jerryjackson January 22, 2007

Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.

Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.

by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009

Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.

-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

Cluckin bell

A taco bell KFC resteraunt spoof in the GTA series

i went to the cluckin bell and shot a rpg at the cashier.

by DONT LOOK HERE! November 27, 2009

Packard Bell

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

by hgdt43 March 14, 2008