Guitars in the Basement

A term originated in 2008 meaning a repetitive nostalgia of unrealized dreams to the point that it seems a little sad.

That guy talks about that final touchdown from 1998 all the time. He has guitars in his basement.

He's not a rockstar. He works at Kinkos. He definitely has some guitars in the basement!

by carlos_santana August 2, 2009

Thule Air Base

Thule Air Base is a tiny enclave of pseudo-civilization at "The Top of the World" in northernmost Greenland. Made of ice & rock, and featuring 4 months of abominable darkness & 4 months of painfully searing daytime, Thule AB will fuck with your mind more any drug you could find.

You're cold? You weren't at the North fuckin' Pole. Go to Thule Air Base and talk to me again.

by NorthernWoe September 20, 2009

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 9, 2016

there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

baseketball

A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.

"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."

by Kucitizen June 5, 2004

White Base55

1. The act of living in a chat room and pretending to have knowledge of WWII. See Example 1
2. When a homosexual black man penetrates another homosexual black man until he bleeds internally. See Example 2
3. See also "no life".

Example 1 ~
White Base55 (12:04:33AM): I have a life unlike you losers.
White Base55 (4:16:57AM): Dumbasses.
White Base55 (7:44:01AM): Now I have to go to school, but I'll be back the second I get home.
White Base55 (2:12:21PM): Back. I see you're all still lifeless.

Example 2 ~
White Base55: OH YEAH DAD, PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE HARD! COME ON! SEMENATE INTO MY RECTUM NOW!!!!!

by SilenceHyper January 31, 2005

based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

by psdpro August 28, 2010