Laguna Beach

A show on MTV that single-handedly ruined our generation.

person 1: did you see laguna beach last night!?

Person 2: No, I have a life

person 1: Oh, yeah, sorry i forgot, im so stupid and brain-washed from that show!

Person 2: You're a Dumbass!!!!!

Person 1: i know...

by MiSs MiCheLLe October 6, 2006

Cliffwood Beach

Once a very popular New Jersey shore sight. Back in the 1960's it was more popular than Point Pleasant or Point Pleasant Beach New Jersey. In the Mid 1960's a huge hurricane totally wrecked the beach. Tore away most of its shoreline, tore away its boardwalk and amuesment park. Like Asbury Park, its now forgotten. No one goes there, unless the want to be by themselves or go to the park. And at night its where alot of people smoke and deal drugs.

The Boardwalk used to connect to Laurence Harbor and Keyport. The Boardwalk used to reach all the way to Sandy Hook.

There was talk of bringing back this forgotten town.

Person One: Where do you live.
Person Two: Cliffwood Beach.
Person One: Where!?!?
Person Two: You knows its by Laurence Harbor, Keyport, Union Beach and Keansburg.
Person One: Nope, Never heard of Cliffwood Beach.
Person Two: Dude, its part of Aberdeen and Old Bridge!

by Princess Doe February 10, 2009

Daytona Beach Steam Pot

A Daytona Beach Steam Pot is the hot, wet and very engorged snatch, beaver, vagina of a women that rides on or drives a motorcycle during the city's annual hosting of Bike Week.

Roger: James, you are going to Daytona's Bike Week again this year?
James: You know it Broh!! Wouldn't miss the chance to tap into a Daytona Beach Steam Pot or two or three.
Roger: Straight up!

by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014

Take my talents to South Beach

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.

Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.

by yusef1103 July 16, 2010

Delray Beach

a town just south of palm beach. Beginning to get more and more modern. very wealthy neighborhood. basically just the same as Palm Beach, but not as well known. best restaurants around. very stylish and best beaches. also very waspy, lots of designers. very pretty down. main street is the place to be at night.

you know you have loads of cash when you have a house in Delray Beach

by yesimsoowaspy14 June 14, 2011

Beachwood

A small town outside of Toms River NJ, known for nothing big...Some ugly girls, a few good parties...and you cant find it on a map.

Yo lets go to Beachwood

by Coach Malek April 4, 2008

richmond beach

home of the largest population of teenage bean fiends. located in shoreline washington, richmond beach is the neighborhood where the "elite" of the shorewood high school population live. richmond beach also includes innis arden which contributes to the amount of stuck up rich fuckers.

"where's the party at?"

"richmond beach duuude!"

by harry & rose August 21, 2008