Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019

basement

where kids are held

"Awwe you'll go great in my basement <33"

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

Basement dentist

A dentist, unlicensed usually because: A). licensing requirements are prohibitive, or; B). they couldn't meet the qualifications. So they go underground.

Offering cut-rate prices for inferior dental care, these basement dentists attract patients who are vulnerable, desperate to save money or have low expectations for care.

by Soapy Johnson January 7, 2011

Basement ting

Also commonly referred to as a baddie; This type of gal is both wild and quirky and knows when dawg szn is happening!

“Geez that girl Jane is such a basement ting, John always talks about her!”

by A$@&2 January 19, 2021

a cat in the basement

A paradox

If you are Irish and don't drink on St Patrick's, don't be surprised if someone calls you a cat in the basement.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2015