baker act

In Florida, to have someone committed for a mental health assessment against their will.

That kid was just doing some crazy performance art, but they Baker Act-ed him anyway!

by Dowcet June 19, 2007

Baker

This describes someone who makes bread (a.k.a money)

Ex. I’m tryna be a CEO so I can be a baker.

Ex. I can’t hang out today I gotta go to work and bake.

by Moose Uh June 23, 2019

Double Backed Snake

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.

"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."

by PandaFace April 1, 2007

baker's blowjob

When a female makes a male a cake and then the male

gets a blowjob from said woman while he eats the cake.

Jimmy still had icing on his mouth after he got a baker's blowjob from Suzelle.

by Reed, T. Laxgod128 December 20, 2009

half-bakerism

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.

Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.

by majorsix March 5, 2018

master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

by abaddonis January 13, 2007