When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017
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by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018
Get the Toilet Butter mug.The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016
Get the Butter Hunt mug.A phrase describing the totality of terrain that a skier descends on in the mountains, including steepness, snow quality, and obstacles. It is typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See shred bread for similar phrase.
That backcountry ski line with cliffs, breakable crust, and dense trees had a lot of gnar butter. Let's spread some gnar butter on the shred bread.
by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019
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Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017
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I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.
A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.
Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.
Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.
That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)
That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.
Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.
That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)
That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.
by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023
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