A place for those of us (who have a too much free time) to post unnecessary information for others (who also have too much free time) to read. Some of us post relatively interesting information and the occasional joke... but, unfortunately, the vast majority post pure adulterated POO (pardon my "French"). These people give other bloggers a bad name... for everyone else that has a bad name, it's... pretty much their parents fault.
A) Dude! Did you see the awesome new blog by the_bad_turkey on www.livejournal.com?!
B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!
B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!
by Rustin Mobile December 28, 2005
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Just another corrupt governor from Illinois, which thinks that most people from Illinois are just stupid *!@#&*!@ idiots that keep on !@#*!@#!@#ing electing him.
A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.
Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.
The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.
Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.
A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.
Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.
The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.
Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.
Dan: Blagojevich is my governor
Rob: Ummm.... Blago... blago... jev... yavi... ich
Dan: Yeah... well did you hear some kid had to pour out his last savings to get his life back?
Rob: Yeah... he died because he was missing 2 pennies.
Dan: Damn bastard!
Rob: Ummm.... Blago... blago... jev... yavi... ich
Dan: Yeah... well did you hear some kid had to pour out his last savings to get his life back?
Rob: Yeah... he died because he was missing 2 pennies.
Dan: Damn bastard!
by Danno79 January 12, 2009
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My blog is bigger than yours.
by Rowsdower October 9, 2005
Get the blog mug.A place for illiterate morons to talk about their life that _nobody_ cares about. I think its really about how annoying you can make the looping background music. Or could it be about how many alert boxes you can fit in to one site? Oh Oh I know, it's about the overlapping text nobody can read. Wait...or could it be the ugly color schemes that they didn't even make. No it's really about how badly you can spell, and how much you can copy everyone elses.
Xanaga was made by the FBI to catch kids posting pics of them drinking, and smoking at parties. JK :P
Xanaga was made by the FBI to catch kids posting pics of them drinking, and smoking at parties. JK :P
Blogs usually consists of:
lol HAY GUYZ i kepen it krunk rofl
or:
hey pimps and hoes well wut is new...me nuthin much but here is my weekend
or:
LEVE COMANTS PLZ!!!!!!!1111111one1
lol HAY GUYZ i kepen it krunk rofl
or:
hey pimps and hoes well wut is new...me nuthin much but here is my weekend
or:
LEVE COMANTS PLZ!!!!!!!1111111one1
by RubMe3Times October 8, 2005
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Mitch tried to pull the old "Blagojevich" on his girlfriend last night...he broke his pelvis and was dragged away by the Illinois State Police and a visibly excited Harry Reid.
by Raptor J3sus January 4, 2009
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