Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Joel Berghult

Joel Berghult, an awesome human being, has a YouTube Channel called RoomieOfficial, about music, where he compares different songs using his expertise. He is very funny and was in Pewdiepie’s music video for Congratulations. He is also be very talented.

You wish you were Joel Berghult!

Joel is Swedish 🇸🇪 Woohoo

by Mrs. Urie69 February 9, 2021

Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

Pil-berg

Defined as the indecisiveness of a answering a simple question while coupled with the verbosity of the lengthy explanation

I asked Kevin who he was taking as a keeper in the DCFL and he gave me a typical Pil-berg response.

by Gary Gaslighter August 8, 2023

Melonwater eating berry straws

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

little lad who loves berries and cream

A little lad who’s mummy isn’t around anymore but he still loves to do the little lad dance

“Look at that little lad who loves berries and cream doing the little lad dance”

by Hahaurmom September 17, 2021

Sub. The Bergsteinn

Bergsteinn is a rare kind of tiger living in the woods south of Vejle. He hunts by traking down his pray with his highly developed sence of smell. The Bergsteinn then eats his pray raw and in one pice. His prais are most of the time fish, mouses and dead pidgens.

Sub. The Bergsteinn is hard to difine becouse they all look defriend but most of them are known for having huge heads and red hair.

by The Party Dude May 9, 2009