slow boat to prozak island

slowly losing one's mind, freaking out, going crazy

Jenny is on the slow boat to prozak island now that she knows she is pregnant with Bubba's child

by Terri Ivie January 1, 2008

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

Sushi Boat

A Mitsubishi automobile. Coined from a scene in the King of the Hill episode "Unfortunate Son".

EUSTACE: Yeah it's the maroon Mitsubishi.
COTTON: Mitsubishi??? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin' Hitler's canoe to no traitor.
EUSTACE: We had a verbal agreement.
COTTON: You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe. I'm a war hero! I killed fitty men, now hop in your sushi boat and git!

by Ianjib January 10, 2016

Toy Boat

Arguably the most impossible tongue twister ever discovered. Any challenge to "say 'toy boat' 10 time fast" is usually met with "toy boyt" or "toe boat" owing to the complex lingual/mental action in forming the two words.

Bet you can't say "toy boat" ten times fast!

by Captain Xedrix May 4, 2018

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

by verb dog August 29, 2011

full boat

In poker, slang synonym for the hand officially called a full house: three cards of one rank, plus two cards of another rank. Three aces and two sevens is denoted as "aces full of sevens." Since many people in a poker game are uninvolved at any particular time, it gives poker players far too much time to make up new slang phrases about the game.

I had a 10 and a 7 in my hand, and the flop showed 7-7-10, so I had made my full boat.

by Evac156 February 24, 2005

boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.

Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.

by chigger254 November 15, 2011