Baker Mayfield

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.

I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!

by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

baklameter

"bakla" - filipino word for gay;
method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals

did your baklameter peaked?

by christsuper June 10, 2009

Sussy Baka

This retarded joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Person 1: Sussy Baka
Person 2: Bro stfu

by literal asshole August 4, 2021

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thats what Oscar said.

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD October 18, 2021

angry baker

Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)

After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.

by Mathius Primus December 9, 2008

bakudeku

bakudeku is the shipping name for katsuki bakugou and izuku midoriya from boku no hero academia (or my hero academia if you're a dumbass)

person 1: hey, do you ship bakudeku?
person 2: yeah, it's one of my favorite ships in boku no hero academia!
random asshole: iT's AbUsIvEEeeE

by king explosion murder August 17, 2018

Change at Baker Street

Baker Street is the only station on the London Underground network where you can change from the pink line (Hammersmith & City)to the brown one (Bakerloo). Go figure it out.

I changed at Baker Street with missus last night. That woke her up.

by Clarkers January 2, 2004