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Attention Whore

Somebody who will do anything to make people feel sorry for them, or pay attention to them. A person who can't live without the attention of the whole room every second.
John- Dude did you see XXX's status? She think's she has no friends, and that everybody hates her, when she has like 1283 friends on facebook.

Joe- I know XXX is such an attention whore.
by JayisSexy April 28, 2011
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Attema

Attema is the last name of a bad-ass you've never heard of. This guy will shoot you until your shit comes out, then he will put the shit back up your ass with his bare hands and make you shit again. Nobody knows what this guys first name is, so be careful if you hear "Attema".
Teacher: " Roger, can you define, Bad-ass for me?"
Roger: " That Attema Guy looking in the window"
*School blows up*
by Docterrnick November 28, 2010
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attempathy

1. Failure of attempted empathy.
2. The act of empathizing with another individual, but failing due to circumstances beyond your control.
I attempted to explain to my recent ex-girlfriend that I know how she feels in our situation, because I've been in the same position in the past. That attempathy backfired badly, because she thought I was measuring her against another past ex-girlfriend.
by DaHindenburg June 23, 2011
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attentioment

An announcement requiring copious amounts of attention.
Hey ya'll bitches! I got an attentioment!
by Nateisfreakingsexy July 1, 2011
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Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012
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Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.
"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."
by delaforbes April 11, 2013
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attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.
Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"
by perdix_ November 2, 2014
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