assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)

wow he sure is assbent over that!

by Pinky x October 25, 2014

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015

Assed

When you rub your ass all up in someone else's ahit.

Arianna - bot you just assed my straw.

by TheSpicTheMicNtheDago August 30, 2016

Åsne

The sexiest smartest and most beautiful girl you can imagine

Oh shit, that gir's name is so Åsne!

by elibaad January 8, 2017

assen

An awesome guy! Really funny and cute and sweet and exceptionally handsome! A good friend to have around!!!😊💖

Somebody: OMG, Assen is solid cool! I wish I had friends like him and was him!

Me: He's really awesome - that's why he's my friend!!! The >_<

by Hayaz May 27, 2017

Assed Out

Passing out after eating too much ass.

“Whoa bro I Assed Out so hard last night . I feel asleep”
“I don’t pass out, I Ass Out”

by DJDickRichards October 23, 2017

Assemblage 23

An American EBM electronic solo act formed in 1988 by Tom Shear. Another notable artist of the futurepop genre. Also one of the best bands of the genre!

My favorite assemblage 23 album is probably Storm

by enderpotato00 November 18, 2017