assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

asshat

Someone with their head far up their ass from bending over too much. In other words, an anal sex addict. Usually the word is used as an insult.

Tommy's such an asshat.

by bonquiqui-latisha June 16, 2011

Assbate

1. A young woman (Sometimes a used up skeezer or a conditioned cougar) that baits men for and with treacherous motives, sometimes in illicit acts of subterfuge.

2. A female that with others and not alone are baiting a man into a vulnerable position sometimes by using racketeering, coercion and extortion of the man or people associated with them that is targeted

"That woman is Kate E. Assbate and I need her to go away because she is stalking and harassing me."

by Idontwanttofuckahooker November 4, 2012

asshat

A true douchebag worse than an asshole probably the type of person to have a comb over

He parked I'm a handicapped parking spot what an asshat

by swegyoloz November 18, 2013

asspattie

them ass looking better and more delicious than krabby patties themselves

girl, your asspattie looking fine today

by FookSammich February 18, 2014

Asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

by Trevor. September 11, 2014

ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes

Damn, she has some big asscakes

by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014