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Asshole

A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*

Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
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Asshole

Somebody who always does shit that you, or nobody likes.
Guy 1-That asshole came as an asshole yesterday, and he's gonna come as one today and tomorrow isn't he?
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.
That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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AssHole

They Type Of Son Or Daughter That Pisses You Off.
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Asshole

Self explanatory.
Guy- Who's the asshole now?
Other guy- The same one that was already the asshole, me. I'm the same asshole I've always been.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020
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Asshole

1. A fucking idiot. Pathetic, arrogant, ruthless, annoying piece of shit. Somebody who had better not have been born. Just punch them right in the face if you meet them. I once hit a hammer right in the asshole's dirty fucking ass(mouth), and I felt like having the best time of my life for a moment looking at the hot blood streaming down the chin. Of cource, I was caught by the police, but it was worth it. He never dared try to get near me after I got out of jail and started going to school again(I was a student!). Ha!
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
1. Roger: D'you know that the asshole got beaten up by Rey and is now at the hospital waiting for an operation? Reyleigh's currently at the police station.
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
by charlie peter June 10, 2020
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what ant man climbs up in endgame
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