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Apple Music

The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.
Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!

Dude, everyone thought of this before.
by Underknot February 27, 2016
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apple bottoms

a female that has a large, round ass
by Jermeshia Ames February 10, 2004
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Apple Knobby

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)
(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
by Crotcheola December 8, 2010
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nigger apple

An obviously racist term for watermelon. If any more explanation is necessary, you live a hopelessly sheltered life.
It was a hot August night so pappy jumped in the Model T and went down to the fruit stand to by a nigger apple. I sure do loves me a give juicy chunk of nigger apple.
by catch22713 May 16, 2005
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Golden apple

The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.
Prom got really weird after Ms. Hackenberg pulled me aside and asked me for a golden apple.
by Cranberryjuicer April 17, 2016
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Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.
If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
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Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.
by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015
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