Allahu Akbar

The Act of Feltching a Camel or other large animal

Ahmed pulled a deep Allahu Akbar on his camel after he pumped it full of jizz.

by mike hello July 10, 2007

5AM Alarm

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.

Maybe because she just gave me a 5AM Alarm!

by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010

Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.

"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"

by Trogdog April 8, 2010

albadrits

a big ugly flying monster!!!!!!!!! its a sheep with 12 legs, claws instead of hooves, wings, an eagles head, and they prey on little kids that don't listen to their parents. oh yeah and they make a very scary screetching noise.

when you don't listen to your parents when you are playing outside and you don't want to come in... your parents will yell hurry up theres an albadrits coming... really fucking scary!!!!

by mdawg21 January 8, 2010

alarm cup

The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.

My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.

Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.

by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011

Alarna

Alarna is like a lucky dip. you never know what you could get. she has such good qualities like shes friendly, trustworthy, loyal and really really funny. shes the person you go to when you need a good laugh. shes respectful, honest and i'm so lucky to have a friend like her.

this party will be ten times better now alarnas here!

by KiT_kAt1978 June 16, 2018

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018