cristina accorsi

Usually a girl with a big pair of tits, nice round ass and beautiful blue eyes, she's hard to get, but once she is yours she will be loyal. She's totally a keeper, her blonde hair makes every man on earth go crazy.

Is that Cristina Accorsi?
Yes, look at her, shes perfect!

by BigBerto97 March 12, 2014

Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes

assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022

all according to plan

A phrase used when nothing is going according to plan.

P1: All according to plan!
P2: I'm assuming this checkmate is also a part of your plan?
P1: Shut up

by Arbitrary Arbiter November 10, 2022

Mob Accordion

when Orangina Thinskin aka donald trump plays air accordion outside the courthouse

appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.

by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020