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A bowl of assholes

:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?

:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008
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Tear a new asshole

An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)

Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
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Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking
When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"
by Vegas March 24, 2003
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Asshole Chair

The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009
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Asshole Ring

The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so
Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.

Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
by sirabigail June 9, 2008
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asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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Asshole's asshole

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"
Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.
by Hofstra90 September 4, 2019
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