:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?
:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008
Get the A bowl of assholes mug.An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
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by Vegas March 24, 2003
Get the Gaping Asshole mug.The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009
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Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
by sirabigail June 9, 2008
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Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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