My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021

Ate it

to fall really badly, to fall on your face

What did you think it meant, you pervert...................................................ate it

by TotallyNotDababy March 04, 2022

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 19, 2023

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

ate your rubber dick aybd

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick

Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd

by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020

You’re ass ate it

When an object is Under your ass ,

Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?

Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it

Where my phone ? You’re ass ate it

by RamseyTheGreat November 16, 2019

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 05, 2023