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assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".
So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
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assettleine

A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.
On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
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Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.
online value of an individual is online assets
by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013
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lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.
Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
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alphabetical assets

A-to-Z terms for assorted "stash of cash" type holdings, such as:
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
Additional examples of "alphabetical assets" include:
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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The Assets

The Assets are items of value owned by an individual or entity, which can be tangible (like cash, property, or equipment) or intangible (like patents, trademarks, or reputation). They can be further categorized as current (expected to be converted to cash within one year) or fixed/non-current (used for longer-term purposes). Assets are a fundamental part of financial statements, representing resources that can generate future economic benefits.
by BackpackBryce2011 November 1, 2025
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Digital Transfer of assets

The right to transfer digital assets from one person to another is digital transfer of assets.
digital assets from one person to another is digital transfer of assets
by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013
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