Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."

She's looking scabby-arsed

by skullhead. September 7, 2012

arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

by big fraze June 20, 2008

arse hash

Hashish that has been smuggled in someone's rectum

Danny sold me some of his arse hash. It was good shit.

by drploppy December 4, 2016

Genie-arse

a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.

Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!

by geniearse May 25, 2018

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017