square pants

to have two glocks in your pants, handles facing in, thus looking like square pants, used by ali vegas in his song sponge bob

see that guy over there, hes packin square pants, watch out for him

by colin Williams December 04, 2007

lol squared

lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1

-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!

by Lyde January 23, 2008

Square head

Having a non existence jawline

Ethan: Do I have a square head

Elijah: Yea dude, your jawline is non existent

Ethan: shut up

by Bathing Grape August 15, 2018

anti square

the opposite of a person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

fi fye fo tell i smell squares in here ...halt who goes there homeboy we anti-square - MAC DRE (ANTI SQUARE)

by OMAR Taylor April 03, 2006

Room for Squares

The best cd ever made. If you don't have it, buy it and listen to it over and over again.

Room For Squares is better than any of your sucky-ass Good Charlotte cds.

by Maggie November 21, 2003

H squared

A nicname for the village of Harwood Heights

You leave in Norridge? Naw man, I live In H squared.

by Crazy Angel June 20, 2007

Square

A rock of crack cocaine.

Crying all the tears, smokin' all the squares, workin' for ya boy, ya came short and full of swears.

by Trixster Million January 07, 2020